OBSCENE MARCH FOR LIFE

Listen you old foggies, either jump out of bed and get into action or PULL THE PLUG! Life is for living and you only come this way once. I still hit the bars, go out dancing and flirt my skirt off, if you know what I mean!

Right wing male fanatics and and their brain-washed female slaves are seeking to take away our rights, but don't you let them!

Pleasure and looking out for NUMBER ONE is what it is about in this world. To your own self be true! Don't let anyone tell you what to do, especially some male chauvinistic pig! I AM WOMAN, AND I AM STRONG!

Did you see the pictures of a recent (so-called) RIGHT TO LIFE March in DC? There were hundreds of thousands of teenagers, and a majority GIRLS! What the devil is going on? Maybe their boyfriends, or girlfriends, are too timid to initiate them into the JOY OF SEX? Or maybe they are forced to attend by their parents, pastors and parochial schools? There should be some law against young people, who cannot vote, from lobbying in such ways. It is not like they are complete and whole people, afterall.

Where were my PRO-CHOICE friends? They were down the street, and doing what, having a prayer vigil! Pleeeeease, let us not betray our roots! A patriarchal church and a MAN-made religion will only perpetuate female oppression!

Pray if you must, but pray to the goddess!

We should have gathered in such numbers as to dwarf the million or so fetus-lovers that showed up. Our chants should have drowned theirs out! HELL NO, STAND WITH ROE! HELL NO, STAND WITH ROE!

Baby dolls on a stick, bloodied costumes and vulgar posters-- this annual march in January is the worst obscenity we have to face each year.

KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF MY OVARIES!

That's one of our cries, but why are our numbers getting smaller? Sure we have Hollywood on our side, but where are all the new recruits-- and not just for once-a-year protest either?

The anti-abortion fanatics are about their interventions all year, but do you know how hard it is to get free volunteers for Planned Parenthood. Everyone wants to be paid! Fortunately, the money keeps coming in from abortions-- you should see the house and car it has earned me!

As I get older I realize that money is power and there is a lot of money in ABORTION. If you are thinking about the sex business, here is an ideal one for you and most states make it impossible to prosecute botched abortions. Afterall, a technician is not a doctor.

So tell the boys to give lots of lov'in to their honeys and then we can reap the profits, while offering a needed service in the cause of equality!